INT: BOARDROOM

HEAD AD EXEC: We need to figure out how to advertise this McDonalds frothy coffee drink!

AD EXEC 1: What if we focused on its unique taste?

HEAD AD EXEC: Nah.

AD EXEC 2: What if we likened it to relaxation?

HEAD AD EXEC: Boring.

AD EXEC 3: What if we have a hand dancing couple tapping their hands and fingers in unison on a table in McDonalds while sipping their drinks and people around them are like, “Wow, that hand dancing couple is crazy! What’s going on? They make this drink fun!”

HEAD AD EXEC: You used the most words so that makes the most sense. Make it happen!

AD EXEC 1 (to AD EXEC 3): Do you even work here?

AD EXEC 3 disappears in a puff of smoke.

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