Titles of Sketches I Wrote That Never Made It To Maude Night
I am going through old things to throw away like sketches on paper that I already have on my computer so it’s kind of dumb to save them. I decided to take some time out of actually doing something productive to write this post.
These were written for Maude Night but didn’t “make the cut” (the Eric Stoltz one came SO CLOSE):
- Scary Man At Lane Bryant
- Sad Coffin Saleslady
- Smelly Butt
- Health Insurance Commercial
- Rita Carrey
- Eve Ensler’s Valentine’s Day Advice
- Stubborn Kid On Subway
- Eric Stoltz Is Still Pissed Off At Michael J. Fox
- Dancing On The Ceiling
- Man And Woman Have A Ridiculous Conversation In An Elevator
- Tourerrists
- Interview With Phillip Garrido’s Parole Officers
- Girls Playing Ouija Board
- Pretentious Halloween Party
- How Does That Go?
- Extra Book
- Degree In Your PJ’s Commercial
- The Subtles
- Facebook Headquarters
- End Of The Date
- Subway Rant
- Fundraiser
- Let’s Play Rock Band
- Babelfish Headquarters
- No, Really, It’s Okay
- New Dad
- Enthusiastic Temp
- Know It All
- Speed Dating For Procrastinators
- The Easily Disappointed Guy
- Company Picnic
- Tough Girls